dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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