he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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