whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Randomize