So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wrigley field is MILF paradise
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Randomize
