yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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