is your mom at the bar?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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