Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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