so let's talk penis.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
