Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Is it because I queefed?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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