he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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