i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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