Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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