Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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