he shaved USA in his pubs
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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