the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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