How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Randomize
