just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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