I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Randomize
