drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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