you guys were way drunker than both of me
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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