Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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