Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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