And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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