We're like a lot better than the average bears
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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