So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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