last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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