SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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