I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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