I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I intend to get homeless drunk
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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