its not stalking. its research.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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