Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
jump out the window naked night went bad
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