I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
