i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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