I love black thongs
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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