I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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