Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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