May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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