watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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