420 ftw
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
do herpes really smell.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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