Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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