Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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