I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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