Have you finally orgasmed yet?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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