she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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