it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
