You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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