I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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