Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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