so that wasnt chicken after all
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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