I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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