Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's shark week go big or go home
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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