ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
