I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She's just so happy...and so naked.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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